Frequently Asked Questions

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Q:  When do you plan to finish the reconstruction of your website?

A:  I already have.  I finished it in the near future, then stepped through a time portal into my recent past.  Here I sit, waiting as you wait.  I can't tell you how fun it is!


Q:  Where do you get all your ideas?

A:  The pawn shop.  Prices are cheaper.


Q:  How many molecules fit in one teaspoon of raw petroleum?

A:  Um.  Could you please restate the question?


Q:  You are a prolific author.  How do you do it?

A:  Do what?  I'm sorry.  A bird just flew past the window.


Q:  Do you happen to have any Gray Poupon?

A:  Gray what?


Q:  Last but not least, may I purchase full cases of individual titles that you have written?

A:  I don't know the legalities.  You'll have to contact my publisher.

 

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